Doggie Explains How to “Shake the IRS” (Satire) Step one — send them a fruit basket and a very apologetic postcard. 🐾🍊 Step two — hire a tiny marching band to perform exactly when they open the mail. Distraction = theater. 🎺 Step three — file your forms in Comic Sans and call it performance art. ✍️😂 Step four — bribe them with compliments and cookies (consensual treats only). 🍪💕 Because if you’re gonna face audits, do it with style and zero actual advice. #doggieteaches #satire #taxseason